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Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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