you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns