holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it