I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"