Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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