And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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