Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds