I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.