Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.