i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
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I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.