Texts From Last Night

SymmyDoll's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it... http://tfl.nu/aspw
  Replies (4) Good night (322) Bad night (2588) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (133): View more from

  YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (133): YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby http://tfl.nu/m0vf
  Replies (6) Good night (1157) Bad night (243) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (814): MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished. http://tfl.nu/8mqg
  Replies (36) Good night (5420) Bad night (641) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (812): View more from Indiana

  the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (812): the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together http://tfl.nu/nmyc
  Replies (21) Good night (3782) Bad night (541) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (401): I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped. http://tfl.nu/rhrp
  Replies (60) Good night (706) Bad night (15648) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically http://tfl.nu/zfwj
  Replies (27) Good night (7964) Bad night (563) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home. http://tfl.nu/cetg
  Replies (3) Good night (1084) Bad night (309) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  He disabled his match.com account in front of me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): He disabled his match.com account in front of me http://tfl.nu/yzdn
  Replies (7) Good night (1252) Bad night (415) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine. http://tfl.nu/l8j9
  Replies (19) Good night (1119) Bad night (2550) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (205): View more from Alabama

  I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (205): I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien http://tfl.nu/9idk
  Replies (31) Good night (782) Bad night (3485)
• Favorite

  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (321): You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called. http://tfl.nu/6o7h
  Replies (12) Good night (677) Bad night (5313)
• Favorite

  (951): View more from California

  Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?

  (949): View more from California

  Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (951): Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn? (949): Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER. http://tfl.nu/x4x0
  Replies (29) Good night (833) Bad night (3624)