So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.