She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"