I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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