Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
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i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.