Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.