Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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