Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.