Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.