Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted