apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have