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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.