theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"