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She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.

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I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...

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(408): She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that. (717): I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother... http://tfl.nu/ehm3

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Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom

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(717): Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom http://tfl.nu/cpi6

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ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina

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(717): ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina http://tfl.nu/5npd

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She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...

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(717): She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands... http://tfl.nu/ij5g

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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?

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(717): where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from? http://tfl.nu/obbh

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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.

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was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?

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(717): Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag. (610): was it embarrassing when you had to say yes? http://tfl.nu/rz29

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I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.

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(717): I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked. http://tfl.nu/cil2

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can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.

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(717): can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill. http://tfl.nu/zd59

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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.

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(717): My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential. http://tfl.nu/qhq9

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John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement

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(717): John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement http://tfl.nu/es6t

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i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent

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(717): i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent http://tfl.nu/5817

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I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class

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(717): I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class http://tfl.nu/9lx5

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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.

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(717): He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping. http://tfl.nu/p29z

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good thing vaginas are great cup holders

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(717): good thing vaginas are great cup holders http://tfl.nu/j578

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i have a food baby... i think its a boy...

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(717): i have a food baby... i think its a boy... http://tfl.nu/2cf1

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