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hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands

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(717): hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands http://tfl.nu/c6ww

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Who goes to Church hungover

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Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk

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(302): Who goes to Church hungover (717): Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk http://tfl.nu/g7sy

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she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose

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(717): she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose http://tfl.nu/p9h0

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You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.

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(717): You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before. http://tfl.nu/0fke

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this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.

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(717): this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success. http://tfl.nu/z2ja

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You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS

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(717): You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS http://tfl.nu/mc97

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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.

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(717): he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob. http://tfl.nu/6ugt

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This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be

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(717): This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be http://tfl.nu/0ihg

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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.

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engineering majors are such efficient drunks.

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(717): he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell. (410): engineering majors are such efficient drunks. http://tfl.nu/xm4l

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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on

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(717): some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on http://tfl.nu/6iv3

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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long

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(717): dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long http://tfl.nu/r5ag

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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.

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(717): Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this. http://tfl.nu/jiq7

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fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?

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Winning.

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(412): fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life? (717): Winning. http://tfl.nu/sgsw

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he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off

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(717): he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off http://tfl.nu/z28p

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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are

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(717): we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are http://tfl.nu/vwno

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