Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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