To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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