He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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