craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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