it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.