Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Woman Using Lunch Break To Find Another Job Gets Hilariously Snitched On By The Local News
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.