I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
I have a yeast infection.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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