I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has