why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them