so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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