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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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