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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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