I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.