there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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