And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?