So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
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broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.