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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
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