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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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