I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
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it glows. i had to have it.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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