I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
it glows. i had to have it.
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.