I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever