I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
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i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?