don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Girls should come with a carfax report
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