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(518): View more from New York

She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her

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(925): View more from California

DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR

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(408): View more from California

i fucked her mom dude

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there's something to tell the kids

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.

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(720): View more from Colorado

You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar

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(770): View more from Georgia

I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.

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(813): View more from Florida

so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw

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