I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
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you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.