If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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