thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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