Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore