You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward