I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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